Not quite right

The bed linen set without pillowcases. The cool-looking retro flip calendar that’s missing a 29. Taps with hot and cold the wrong way round or light switches that turn on unexpected lights. Administrators handwriting your name as ЗЖЪРВИС on documents with ДЖЕРВИС printed at the top in big, bold letters. Hexagonal paving slabs on pavements outside construction sites that are smashed under the wheels of trucks then replaced by other hexagonal paving slabs that are about a third of the size - which are then smashed again the first time a truck goes over them. You get used to it.